A small tip.

Posted: December 1, 2010 in Animals, Just for LULz

I just came up with a trick that you can use to solve this annoying problem that we all have to face from time to time.

If you want your goat to stay safely attached to your dolphin, lock his horn into the dolphin’s blow hole. Fortunately enough, they are almost identical in diameter. Ahhh…. You can’t stop admiring our Mother Nature and the way it’s all thought through!!!!

On the side note, many of you have heard that I’m currently working as a director of a secret facility that breeds genetically modified octopuses for military uses, and that we have multiple contracts signed with a government (I won’t tell you which one). Sometimes I feel so proud of myself that our “products” are so way ahead of what everyone else is using at the moment. I laugh when I see what our Russian and US “colleagues” are still up to with their military dolphins. Pfff….. so outdated!!!

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Comments
  1. jhyu says:

    you are too awesome. Have you ever considered being a novelist of humorous books?

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