Retarded Dilemmas

Posted: December 9, 2010 in Rants

You can’t imagine how annoyed do I get when I hear someone mentioning this retarded philosophical “dilemma”: “Which came first: the chicken or the egg?”. FUCK! Even a third-grader, who has even the most basic erudition, should be able to tell that it was an egg! There is a process known as Evolution! Chickens have been existing maybe for the last couple of millions of years, as a specie. Eggs, however, have been laid by early birds, dinosaurs and other ancient reptiles for over hundreds of millions of years!!!

Isn’t that fucking obvious!??!?! Well, maybe it was a good question 200 years ago, before Darwin described Evolution, and before physicists touched the topic of fundamental existence and theorized the formation of this Universe in the Big Bang model…. But it’s almost 2011 now!!! What the fuck is wrong with people!?!?!?

Another retarded philosophical question that I hate with every single cell of my cardiac muscles is: “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?”. F. U. C. K!!!! No, it doesn’t! If there is no one in the forest, a falling tree doesn’t make distortions in the air, therefore it doesn’t produce sound waves. Got that? The presence of a scumbag in the forest is the essential requirement for a sound to be produced by a falling tree! Without him/her to hear it, air will not serve as a medium for sound waves!!!!

Why the fuck do people still raise these questions!?

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Comments
  1. jhyu says:

    I’m hoping you were being extremely sarcastic with the last comment about a tree falling…

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